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Newz2Me NewzBytes Newsletter
Issue #17 9/22/2000
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Topic of the Week:
Newsletter Listing Highlights
Newsletter web site update
WoW Award of the Week
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Silliness
Awesome Tip or Site
Helpful Sites
New Services
New Product/Software
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Did you know???
"Quote of the Week”
Classifieds
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Topic of the Week:
Pet Peeve:
1. Either
the message size exceeds the maximum allowed for the recipient or
transport,
or you have exceeded the storage limit on your mailbox.
2. Transcript
of session follows -----
...
while talking to air-za04.mail.aol.com.:
>>>
RCPT To (Lname deleted to protect the guilty)
<<<
552 MAILBOX FULL
554
... Service unavailable
IS
THIS YOU??? Please…..
Newsletter Listing
Highlights:
New Additions: (ok, there’s one
extra! ;)
Newsletter web site update:
Thanks to a visitor to the site
I became aware that my tables (the nasty little underpinnings of the site) had
become out of whack again from updating the data causing the width of the pages
to vary wildly and not fit on your screen! So, I have re-done the home page and
am working on the rest of the site, trying to restore order. Look for page
sizes and tables to be complete before the next issue comes out.
I have also restored the links
for all page (see left margin) please put a link to your site there! Be sure to
list whether or not you have a newsletter and if you accept ads or ad swaps!
WoW Award of the Week:
http://www.zooba.com/
: Sign up here for over 40 different topics delivered to your e-mail! All
educational, all free! <a href=/NewzBytes/2000/
@themiddle:
Silliness
Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don’t
Use Computers: (a little long, but funny ;)
20. Can't stick their heads out of
Windows '95.
19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com
instead of working.
13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies
tail-wagging.
10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable
Thumb.
9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup - alt.binaries.master's.leg.
2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
*** And the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers... ***
1. TrO{gO DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,.
(Too darn Hard To Type With Paws.)
Awesome Tip or Site:
Helpful Sites:
New Services:
1. http://www.mygeek.com
Are you tired of searching for the best price? Go here and they have you fill
out a request for an item and then people (or companies) who have that item for
sale send the info back to MyGeek who forwards it to you. All your personal
info is kept private. FREE
<a href= /NewzBytes/2000/“/
2. http://www.epinions.com/
: Not sure if that new “thing” you want is worth the price? Is there a new game
you’re thinking about buying? Go here and find out from others who have
used/bought it first! You can also write your own opinions and earn a little
cash on the side. FREE
<a href=/NewzBytes/2000/_quot_http:/www_epinions.com"> Click Here</A>
3. http://www.netflix.com/default.asp?sid=7 DVD rental service. $19.95/month, but unlimited rentals. They send you the DVDs (up to 4 at a time) and include postage paid return envelopes. Watch, mail, watch more! <a href=/NewzBytes/2000/_quot_http:/www_netflix.com"> Click Here</A>
4. http://www.zapper.com/ This is a service and a program. It does “context” searches in a web site or a file. (it works online, so you must log-on first). The way it works, in general, is like this… say you’re at a website and they have an article about cotton. You want to find out more, but is it cotton growing, cotton clothing, cotton balls??? Highlight the text around the search keyword (in this case “cotton”) and click to find other websites that are about cotton in the same context you were reading about, be it cotton balls, cotton plantations, or whatever. Also translates a phrase from engàspan and will look up definitions (to those tech terms! ;) and has a thesaurus. Other people (or yourself) can create your own zaplets (not the same as the E-mail zaplets in a previous issue) to add download or search sites to the Zapper database. Updateable and expandable. Requires browser versions 4.0 or higher. Keep up with new releases and add-ins here: http://www.zapper.com/coming_soon/coming_soon_fr.html FREE <a href=/NewzBytes/2000/_quot_http:/www_zapper.com"> Click Here</A>
New Product/Software:
I was looking for a free screensaver creation program (A friend of mine sent me some great Australian pictures from his vacation—thanks!) on ZDNet and I found these other useful utilities and programs, all FREE!:
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Did you know???
Most Popular Names for Births in 1999
Rank
Male
Female
Name Number
Name Number
1
Jacob
34674
Emily 26198
2 Michael
33568 Hannah 21276
3
Matthew 29813
Alexis 18910
4
Joshua
27125 Samantha 18712
5
Christopher 25515
Sarah 18706
6
Nicholas 25170
Ashley 17894
7
Andrew 23439
Madison 17767
8
Joseph
22849 Taylor
16652
9
Daniel
22413 Jessica 16076
10
Tyler
22299 Elizabeth 15013
I got this from the Social
Security office online. HTTP://www.ssa.gov
the list is based on applications for social security cards. You can get all
kinds of helpful information there. Bookmark it! They also have a newsletter,
to subscribe go to http://www.ssa.gov/enews/
<a href=/NewzBytes/2000/_quot_http:/www_ssa.gov"> Click Here</A>
"Quote of the Week”
”If you don’t tell the truth about yourself, you cannot tell it about others.” – Virginia Wolfe
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